Running with the Devil

You may wish to skip this post as there is no shitting in it because I've been dieting a bit and am shitting more infrequently.

Went running yesterday for about 40 minutes and didn't feel too bad today so headed over to Pantymwyn. Crag was in a bit of a state when i got there with litter all over the place which i had to move out of the way of landings. Then i got going and after a few quickish ascents turned my attentions to the sit of Panty's down. By the time i got all the beta sorted i was crashing because i'd not eaten properly after running (Byron told me i looked fat). I hadn't packed any food and was about to give up when i remembered that there was a whole cadburys fudge in amongst the crag litter. It was still in its wrapper so i ate it and got back on the climb. Unfortunately this didn't give me enough energy to do the climb. However, it was a tasty treat. Unfortunately the many lucazade bottles that also littered the crag were all empty. I saxed it off after working a few moves of the traverse. Also the crag is now tidyish.

Also look at this unfortunate shizzle


ew, that's disgusting.

Dragon Warrior Monsters!!!

This game is amazing. It's like Pokemon but better. You can breed your monsters and determine where your monsters gain stats and how they behave in battle. It is really good on a rest day if you are unemployed.

I had a rest day today having made sure I did lots of shits at Fails house which he does not like. Previous to this I spent a couple of days in the lakes and hit up Trowbarrow and the Bowderstone. During the trip to the lakes I shat in a petrol station (BP?) and in a small cafe near the Bowderstone.

When we got back to Fails' house his cat had been sick. We had been gone a few days and Fails was supposed to be looking after his cat (which he has never really bonded with) while his parents were away so Fails just left a massive bowl of food and a big ceramic plant pot of stagnant water in his greenhouse along with the cats basket which it doesn't fit in to anymore because it is too fat.
When we got back to Fails' we had a semi rest day building Fails a campus board in his bedroom before his parents could get back and say he wasn't allowed. Then we hit up Lickity Split and the cave with some Scottish people.

The Thrill is Gone

I'm finding that I don't get the same thrill as I used to from shitting outdoors. I went to Font for a whole week and shat in toilets the whole time. I did manage to use one of those Turkish toilets which is always worthwhile but it's a far cry from my usual outdoor extravagancies. Nevertheless here are some pictures from Font.

Boy Wonder descends

My skin at the end of the week/cheeky bikini shot

Pete showing us how to look cool in Font


In contrast to my recent experiences Dylan (pictured below) manages to shit outdoors regularly, even in the company of others who keep look out. I thought that he deserved a mention. Also note that he is standing beneath my new beastmaker contraption that I built this weekend.


Last week we headed up to the lakes to climb at Kentmere. Here are some pictures.

Pictured here is an egg and a beetle. The apparent sizes are expectedly underwhelming. And below a great shot of Danny topping out "The Hole" 7a-ish

and a shot of me sleeping on a mat.

Afterwards we went for a curry in Kendal and the following day both me and Danny had diarrhea which made me glad that we didn't leave a tip (I think it was called the Bengal). I witnessed some of Danny's farts the next day while Liam was driving us to the cinema and they were still horrific!!:( Film was good though so if you haven't already seen Scott Pilgrim then go and see it. Also here's a top tip for anyone looking to stay lean. I was pretty shocked by this.



Currently concerned with sorting out the Swizzy mess and comforting Wayne Rooney via Skype (Really it's his own fault but it's important that he feels good so that he plays well). I think the only footballer who came out well in this is Michael Owen whom we know was disgusted so well done to him. Hopefully things will get sorted out soon.

I leave you with this.

Getting Back

I've been a bit lax in updating the blog recently. Probably because I've been a bit off form and unfocused so there hasn't been much to speak about. I did go to Parisellas cave for a couple of days where I usually feel so fluid but didn't manage to get anything done the whole time I was there. Luckily I'm going to Fontainebleau for a week starting tomorrow. This is famous as the Mecca of outdoor shitting so is a great place to get back on form and remotivated. I'm going with a couple of people from Llanberis and I think we are taking our climbing things as well. I've been metolius in my preparation for this trip and plan on taking some hot chilli sauce so really it can't fail to provide. I'll have an update when I get back.

A couple of minor newsworthy things have happened over the past few weeks.

I went to London for a friends wedding (congrats Joe) and stayed with Cheehan (thanks) for a couple of days near the Westway. I was in his bathroom taking a dump with music playing in the next room when the song Invaders Must Die came on. This resulted in my first 'powerpoo'.

Also I checked out the toilet next to the board at Byrons and there's about a tonne of boxes you have to move out of the way before there is enough room to shit :(

Recent Shat-tivity

Just got back from a shit now. Went well.

Been to Trowbarrow today where little Tom Williams had a dump and wiped with moss and leaves. What a beast! Also checked out Woodwell. Did some climbing while we were there. Byron was having a shit when I arrived to pick him up and it seemed to do the trick as he got his first two 7c's. I imagine Dan Mills did something similar because he was also on form. Gav stayed at Dan's house overnight and maybe he needs a bit more confidence to shit at other peoples houses as he was a bit frustrated today bless him. I think I could have been a bit lighter as well because I only had a smallish shit this morning.

Earlier in the week I went to Awesome Walls in Stoke for the first time where I had a shit. It came out as a big shit followed by a smaller one. The toilets were much better than places like the Westway but the grouting on the tiles was a bit rough and Gav pointed out that one of the sinks was fitted a bit dodgy. Did a session on the campus board and a bit of core work while I was there. Was a bit hot but overall a top facility.

Also spent a day building a board at Byron's with Byron and Gav. Should be getting strong soon.






The door next to the board in the 1st photo is a toilet so this venue will be really convenient for climbing and shitting and really justifies writing about both of these topics in one blog. Going round there tomorrow morning so I'll see what happens.

Beginnings

So this is my first post. Got a bit more time on my hands recently so I decided it might be a good idea to start a blog. I feel like I've been a bit sloppy and disorganised recently and recording my efforts in this way will give me a good way to see where I'm going right and where I'm going wrong. Therefore this blog will focus primarily on my shits and shitting patterns. I also do a lot of climbing and rather than juggling two blogs I thought that I'd document this here as well.

I've got a few projects in the pipeline which I'm eager to get done so hopefully I'll be able to drop some big news fairly soon.