The Thrill is Gone

I'm finding that I don't get the same thrill as I used to from shitting outdoors. I went to Font for a whole week and shat in toilets the whole time. I did manage to use one of those Turkish toilets which is always worthwhile but it's a far cry from my usual outdoor extravagancies. Nevertheless here are some pictures from Font.

Boy Wonder descends

My skin at the end of the week/cheeky bikini shot

Pete showing us how to look cool in Font


In contrast to my recent experiences Dylan (pictured below) manages to shit outdoors regularly, even in the company of others who keep look out. I thought that he deserved a mention. Also note that he is standing beneath my new beastmaker contraption that I built this weekend.


Last week we headed up to the lakes to climb at Kentmere. Here are some pictures.

Pictured here is an egg and a beetle. The apparent sizes are expectedly underwhelming. And below a great shot of Danny topping out "The Hole" 7a-ish

and a shot of me sleeping on a mat.

Afterwards we went for a curry in Kendal and the following day both me and Danny had diarrhea which made me glad that we didn't leave a tip (I think it was called the Bengal). I witnessed some of Danny's farts the next day while Liam was driving us to the cinema and they were still horrific!!:( Film was good though so if you haven't already seen Scott Pilgrim then go and see it. Also here's a top tip for anyone looking to stay lean. I was pretty shocked by this.



Currently concerned with sorting out the Swizzy mess and comforting Wayne Rooney via Skype (Really it's his own fault but it's important that he feels good so that he plays well). I think the only footballer who came out well in this is Michael Owen whom we know was disgusted so well done to him. Hopefully things will get sorted out soon.

I leave you with this.