Running with the Devil

You may wish to skip this post as there is no shitting in it because I've been dieting a bit and am shitting more infrequently.

Went running yesterday for about 40 minutes and didn't feel too bad today so headed over to Pantymwyn. Crag was in a bit of a state when i got there with litter all over the place which i had to move out of the way of landings. Then i got going and after a few quickish ascents turned my attentions to the sit of Panty's down. By the time i got all the beta sorted i was crashing because i'd not eaten properly after running (Byron told me i looked fat). I hadn't packed any food and was about to give up when i remembered that there was a whole cadburys fudge in amongst the crag litter. It was still in its wrapper so i ate it and got back on the climb. Unfortunately this didn't give me enough energy to do the climb. However, it was a tasty treat. Unfortunately the many lucazade bottles that also littered the crag were all empty. I saxed it off after working a few moves of the traverse. Also the crag is now tidyish.

Also look at this unfortunate shizzle


ew, that's disgusting.

Dragon Warrior Monsters!!!

This game is amazing. It's like Pokemon but better. You can breed your monsters and determine where your monsters gain stats and how they behave in battle. It is really good on a rest day if you are unemployed.

I had a rest day today having made sure I did lots of shits at Fails house which he does not like. Previous to this I spent a couple of days in the lakes and hit up Trowbarrow and the Bowderstone. During the trip to the lakes I shat in a petrol station (BP?) and in a small cafe near the Bowderstone.

When we got back to Fails' house his cat had been sick. We had been gone a few days and Fails was supposed to be looking after his cat (which he has never really bonded with) while his parents were away so Fails just left a massive bowl of food and a big ceramic plant pot of stagnant water in his greenhouse along with the cats basket which it doesn't fit in to anymore because it is too fat.
When we got back to Fails' we had a semi rest day building Fails a campus board in his bedroom before his parents could get back and say he wasn't allowed. Then we hit up Lickity Split and the cave with some Scottish people.

The Thrill is Gone

I'm finding that I don't get the same thrill as I used to from shitting outdoors. I went to Font for a whole week and shat in toilets the whole time. I did manage to use one of those Turkish toilets which is always worthwhile but it's a far cry from my usual outdoor extravagancies. Nevertheless here are some pictures from Font.

Boy Wonder descends

My skin at the end of the week/cheeky bikini shot

Pete showing us how to look cool in Font


In contrast to my recent experiences Dylan (pictured below) manages to shit outdoors regularly, even in the company of others who keep look out. I thought that he deserved a mention. Also note that he is standing beneath my new beastmaker contraption that I built this weekend.


Last week we headed up to the lakes to climb at Kentmere. Here are some pictures.

Pictured here is an egg and a beetle. The apparent sizes are expectedly underwhelming. And below a great shot of Danny topping out "The Hole" 7a-ish

and a shot of me sleeping on a mat.

Afterwards we went for a curry in Kendal and the following day both me and Danny had diarrhea which made me glad that we didn't leave a tip (I think it was called the Bengal). I witnessed some of Danny's farts the next day while Liam was driving us to the cinema and they were still horrific!!:( Film was good though so if you haven't already seen Scott Pilgrim then go and see it. Also here's a top tip for anyone looking to stay lean. I was pretty shocked by this.



Currently concerned with sorting out the Swizzy mess and comforting Wayne Rooney via Skype (Really it's his own fault but it's important that he feels good so that he plays well). I think the only footballer who came out well in this is Michael Owen whom we know was disgusted so well done to him. Hopefully things will get sorted out soon.

I leave you with this.